One of my favourite Saturday Night Live skits is Chris Farley as Matt Foley, the motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river.
At 3:03, Chris Farley/Matt asks, “Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?”
And young David Spade replies, “Actually, Matt, I kinda want to be a writer.”
Here’s a cautionary tale.
Things could be worse for both of us, uh?